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sadmusicforsadbastards:

"And I had that dream again
The one where you live under my floorboards
And you sing me to sleep
With every off-key note t
hat you could breathe”



grinned:

Brand New by Matt Vogel on Flickr.

manfiction:

side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of bands you dont listen to or care about




deathnervezine:

Simpsons Treehouse of Horror advertisements



avocadoandvegemite:

I’m pro carbs and anti pants




(Source: hmspoofta)



grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk



guystud:

*has a bag of sour gummy worms* hey you want one *you go to grab a blue-red one* *I immediately stop you* no not that one